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11/23/2003: Breaking News



DATELINE CENTER BARNSTEAD, NH (wackynews)- Democratic Presidential nominee Richard Gephardt visited the local Dunkin Donuts here today. When asked about his position on the reconstruction of Iraq, Gephardt replied, "All your base are belong to us."

posted by vealpen | 01:01 AM

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Sunday the 23rd of November, fnord@infiniteimprobabilitydrive.net noted:


fnord


Monday the 24th of November, Smacky E noted:


all your pathetic rectal waste in the form of a campaign are belong to us


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