12/30/2003: 
Stuff That Doesn't Suck
Now for Something Completely Different...
The Citizens' Association to Blow Up the Moon
We are a group of citizens from all walks of life who share a common realization and thus a common goal: the Moon is our enemy and must be destroyed. We are dedicated to the pursuit of this goal via lobbying efforts, education of the public, and independent scientific endeavors.
We were founded in 1839 by an unemployed Rumanian werewolf hunter; today we have over two-dozen members in five continents. Our numbers are growing yearly as people hear our message and understand the pressing need to destroy the moon.
