01/06/2004: 
Criminally Absurd
I won but lost my ticket, can I have my $162 Million anyway?
This article details the story of a woman who claims she lost a winning $162 million dollar lottery ticket somewhere in Cleveland. She's filing police reports about it already.
We can only hope that some kind soul finds it and turns it in. You may proceed with laughter now
2 Annotations Submitted
Tuesday the 6th of January, POWER BALL noted:
Hey Jack Ass someone turned in the ticket.
Tuesday the 6th of January, awiggins noted:
I think that should read, "Hey, some Jack Ass turned in the ticket!"
