01/23/2004: 
Criminally Absurd
Dean delivers Top 10
probably the most blogged thing on the internet
from Concord [NH] Monitor
Howard Dean taped an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman last night in which he presented the Top 10 list.
The subject of Dean's list was "Ways, I, Howard Dean, can turn things around."
10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of Friends.
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on American Idol and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know - maybe fewer crazy, red-faced rants.
