10/13/2006: 
Stuff That Doesn't Suck
Pirate Turns From Plundering _booty To Running For Congress
from the CBC
Avast, ye scurvy lubbers in the First Iowa Congressional District! Ye now have an independent choice in the upcoming election fer Congress! Yes, folks James Hill wants your vote, and he is proud of his drunken pirate heritage! Whether this is merely an attempt to distinguish himself from his Republicratic challengers or not, I think the words of Mr. Hill speak for themselves:
"I would have your wife right in front of you. I would smoke the last of your glaucoma medication. Then I will surely drink your liquor cabinet dry. However, know this my friend. I will never break an oath to uphold the public trust. My affidavit will be signed in my own blood. A Pirates crimson mark, with real binding effects into my after life. Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it."
